Food to mouth mishap

Okay, so I've got a good story for ya and it goes something like this.

I'm eating dinner out on the patio of a restaurant (Marina Jack) on Sarasota Bay, the wind is blowing nicely it's about 76 degrees and it's just about perfect. We (my aunt and uncle and I) ordered an appetizer called berries, brie and almonds, well, because it sounded really good. Anyway, it's basically a triangle flatbread covered with melted brie, raspberries, almonds and a raspberry sauce. It was delicious but that's beside the point or you could say it contributed to the point.

At any rate, in order to eat this scrumptuous concoction of flavors and textures guaranteed to ingnite a lustful explosion in your loins, you pick it up and eat it like a chip, being careful to keep the chip horizontal so nothing falls off.

Well, that was my downfall...well added to the fact that I'm a pig and can't keep my hands off food. So I take a bite of the glorious flatbread concoction and low and behold, the bite is too big a/k/a my eyes are bigger than my mouth and some food falls off and onto me. I quickly looked down and at first it looked like some of the raspberry sauce plopped onto the edge of my camisole tank. I quickly wipe it off my shirt before anyone notices (well I just assume nobody notices because I don't actually try to draw any attention so I don't look at anyone). I figured that was the end of the food mishap.

So I get back to my aunt and uncles' place and change into my pj's. I take off my tank and look down, sure enough the entire raspberry had fallen into my cleavage (in case some of you have never seen me I have a grand canyon-size crack of cleavage on my chest a/k/a well-endowed) and was trapped by the bottom of my bra. So my white bra is stained with squashed raspberry and my cleavage is stained with raspberry juice.

So much for assuming my food to mouth mishap was only a small dollop of raspberry sauce but instead was a whole raspberry and raspberry sauce. I'm a pig, what can I say...

Just thought I'd share this story because it was comical in it's own way. :)