So yesterday I went to the doctor for my annual check-up, not because I wanted to but because they made me. My doctor said that even though I'm 31 and pretty healthy I have to come in and get checked out. Even though I feel good, don't have any headaches or major aches and pains other than normal battle wounds from playing softball (pulled quad, calf and hamstring), kickball (scars from diving for the ball), working out (stomach muscles and quads hurt from working them hard) and just plain walking around (sprained ankle).
So anyway I went in even though I don't want to. time-out. Why is it that life consists of so many things that I have to do that I don't want to do? Shouldn't I be doing more of what I want to do rather than what I have to or am supposed to do? One of lifes big conundrums.
Anywho...so I went in and basically I was in and out in about 30 minutes. Not too shabby if you ask me. I thought for sure I'd be there all day because that's usually the MO of the clinic. You check in and you wait and wait and wait...surrounded by sick people coughing all over the place. Ugh...
I checked in, was weighed (sorry not posting that little tid bit), had my blood pressure and heart rate taken (I dropped 6 points on my blood pressure from last time. I'm at 118/78) pretty friggin' sweet) and shot the breeze with the nurse who happens to be a friend of the family. My parents have known her and her husband since I was born. I make fun of her husband at the beer gardens during the fair. ha ha
Anyway, so then the Dr. comes in and asks me the standard questions. 1. How are you feeling? good 2. Do you smoke? nope 3. Any headaches or changes? nope I feel pretty good.
So then he says the dreaded sentence that I just hate, "Okay, I'm going to leave the room now. Strip down from the waist down and I'll be right back with the nurse."
Ugh...I hate this part. Why oh why...you seriously probably are gagging after reading this but every woman experiences this so why not just talk about it. It's normal, well relatively speaking, and a complete annoyance.
You are naked from the waist down sitting up on that damn padded bench with the paper under your naked ass and a sheet which is basically like tissue paper covering your naked private parts. Oh yeah! (notice the extreme sarcasm). It's like you are on a shrine sitting above everyone with tissue paper covering your parts that few ever see.
Then you have some man that you basically see once a year and a nurse you see once a year looking at your private parts like they do it all the time. And you're laying up there with a cool draft and some metal instruments down there with a man you barely now. It's insane and a bit gross. Last year he said to me, "Do you have any questions?" to which I replied, "Nope, let's just get this over with."
So anyway, that's enough of that but I will stop with this one thought. My nurse, it turns out, knows me. Yep, she does. She houses a player from our local jr. league hockey club so she sees me at the hockey games all the time. Lovely. Now every time I see her all I'm going to be able to think about is that she's seen my womanly parts. ugh...
Yes ladies I know this is a part of being a female and it's worse if you have babies because everyone sees it but hey, I can bitch about this if I want to because it's not fun and I hate it.
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