Started off at Michelle and Guy's house to see the midgets in their costumes and pass out candy. I love passing out candy. It's so much fun. The cutest one this year was this little girl...she had to have been 3 years old or so. Shy...itty bitty and she was wearing this full Lion costume with the built in hood and I said, "Hi honey, what are you?" and she didn't say anything so I said, "Are you a lion?" and she kind of nods and then I say, "What does a lion say?" and she roars, "Raaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!" Damn that was cute!
Here's some pics of the midgets.
"Cheese!!!!!" She's pretty good about getting her picture taken lately. I just said, "Gracie, go over there so I can take your picture." And she walked over to the steps and just plopped down. It was sweet. I didn't have to fight with her.
I don't know why but I like this picture. It's a little odd and kind of cute at the same time...whatever. lol
Jack trying to snatch candy out of Gracie's bucket. What a thief. lol
now they look confused...like, "wtf auntie jen, more pictures?"
Me and Princess Pita I mean Flower the Skunk. I was a pussy cat for the trick-or-treaters instead of my German costume...figured it was a bit more appropriate. Except Gary Jirele's nephew said I looked like a playboy bunny...damn perverted old men. Sheesh...I'm fully clothed.
Smooching Gracie because I am her Aunt and can do that. She's got such fat little chubby cheeks which are perfect for smooching. She doesn't particularly like it so I get one good one in then that's it.
Wanting to dig into the candy...again...I think she OD'd on sugar.
There she goes again. LOL
Me in my pussy cat ears and bow-tie...I had a tail too. That was interesting. Kept sitting on it so I had this foot long sausage-like thing up my butt. LOL
Sarah and Krysta as Ethel and Lucy. Too cute!
Stacy and her boy-toy as the pirate and the pimp.
Jedi and Jill as the Scottsman and Raggedy Ann. See what's in his pouch? Green Apple pucker I think and he's got shot glasses on the strap.
Chris as the Jeanie! LOL
Jimmy as something from the Watchmen.
Kelly as Robin Hood and Gus Gus as a hot dog but they took his costume off because he didn't like it at all. He just stood like saying, "um...this sucks. I can't move take it off. I'm not a hot dog I'm a dog!" LOL
Mom the witch.
Dad as the Hulk! Raaaarrrrrr!!!!
Kimmie and Thomas as Miss Piggy and Kermy...too cute. Kimmie won 2nd place at one of the bars we went to.
Auntie Sheila as goofy. She made that whole costume.
Tara as an 80's chick! I guess it took her a long time to get that 80s hair.
Myas and Amanda as a Mario Brother and a Witch.
Krysta, Christles (Rorchach from Watchmen) and Sarah
at the bar...those two lovebirds.
Kira and Becca as Britney Spears and a Rollerderby Chick
Me and little Kimmie as the German Bar maid and Miss Piggy. (we are a little drunk here) that's Dad in the background. He was our sober cab. He hauled us around and came to the bars with it. It was hilarious.
'Piggy and her drink.
So that's all my pictures now for the stories.
- I got whistled at when I went outside a bar to cool off. Some guy down the street whistled at me then said hey honey and pulled his shirt up. Then said your turn and I'm like I don't think so. You'd have to pull down your pants to reciprocate so he turned around. Then the guy standing next to me in a robe smiled and said did you just get whistled at and I said I guess and laughed. It was funny.
- Dad was our sober cab and some chicks came up to him and wanted to poke him because they didn't know his costume was filled with air. LOL
- A dirty clown that I know as Josh poked me with his fake erection. LOL It was hilarious then he stared at my breasts. I said, "Josh, why don't you look right here pervert." and put my hand under his chin and lifted it to my eye level. LOL Drunk perverts. LOL
- Kimmie won $50 at a costume contest at Reno's. Sweet! The mama's boy in a diaper beat her out. How sad!
- We went to 5 different bars...Just One More, It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere, the Bowling Alley, Reno's then Weber's and at every bar they played Thriller by Michael Jackson...too funny!
- My favorite costume was this guy wearing a beer pong setup. It was funny
- I saw a ton of people I knew...sexy nurses (Krystal), rodeo clowns (Billy and Robert), a dude with a fro (Guse), a mechanic (Eric from CA), a plug-in and an a socket (Martins), a gorilla (Charlie Pence), um...who else. Spongebob (Justin), Caveman (Bauer), a clown (Josh), the sack (Charlie), a flapper (Billy's wife) and some people not in costumes...a lot in fact.
- Some guy said, "Damn." when he saw me walk into Weber's. I was like, Jesus buddy, down boy. It's not like my boobs were hanging out like some other chicks I saw. they were covered up. (I'm noticing a pattern here. sheesh)
- I wore the damn pigtails. Ughh...I hate pigtails. I should try and do a costume next year that doesn't require pigtails. :)
- I saw this sexy nurse...a bigger girl and she had bigger boobs than me so I looked over at Billy and said, "Jesus, that chick has bigger boobs than I do, I didn't think that was possible!) LOL
- Stayed out 'til bar close and Kim and I made Dad take us to get french fries and burgers at McD's. LOL
- I could have went to another party after bar close and met a hot guy but my sober cab was asleep and everyone I knew was drunk. Damn.
- Dad got carded at a bar! Damn that was funny. I said, "Dude, seriously this is my Dad, look at him, he has been over 21 for as long as I've been living. Sheesh." Then I laughed at him. LOL I had to unzip his costume so he could root around for his wallet.
- I shook my booty in my short skirt and don't think I showed my ass... :)
Here is a pic because I didn't get a full body shot of me in my costume. Maybe Jimmy has one. I hope so because my legs looked hot. I can say that because I'm proud of them. I've been working at the gym for awhile. :) So I'm not being narcissistic or anything.
So that's about it.
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