Kim, Tom, Mom and I went to the movies tonight. We went to see We Own the Night with Robert Duvall, Joachin Phoenix, Mark Walburg and Eva Mendes. It was pretty good. Lots of twists and turns. I don't think I'd buy it but it was okay.
Anyway, so Kim is cleaning out her purse to stick all our contraband in there. (Who wants to pay $3.50 for a box of junior mints? Not me.) So she puts in a couple kit kats, a propel, some beef sticks and a bologna sandwich....yes, that's right, a bologna sandwich. Even though we had just ate she thought she might get hungry. Talking about "packin' a lunch."
So here's a conversation we had about the whole stuffin' food in her purse thing.
J: Kim, you're bringing a bologna sandwich in the theatre?
K: Yep, I like bologna, plus I might get hungry.
J: We just had blts's and that delicious apple dish I made and you didn't even finish it and you're bringing a bologna sandwich in your purse?
K: It won't fit. Tom, put it in your coat pocket.
J: Geez Kim.
K: What? I like bologna.
J: Did you at least put cheese on it?
K: No. (sheepishly)
J: Why not? I love bologna and cheese. Did you at least put butter on it?
K: Yep. (pause) only on half though. (smiles)
J: I guess that's my half then.
K: Ah! It's my sandwich.
J: So, you're full anyway so you might not eat the whole thing anyway.
K: I'll make you one.
J: Nevermind. Hey Kimmie it's like Napolean Dynamite except instead of "Gimme some of your tots." I'll say, "Gimme a bologna sandwich!"
So then after the movie we're on our way home and we were discussing the movie and there was some pot smoking in it and some other drug use too. So Kim was teasing Tom that he was a drug dealer and the following conversation ensues:
T: I've been selling pot from the house and you don't even know it.
K: It better be the good stuff.
K: Nah. I can't see you selling pot maybe a pot belly pig.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
That line was so absolutely rip-roaring, gut wrenching, teary eyed funny that Kim and I could barely get out of the car to walk to the house we were laughing so hard. Thomas didn't really do much or say much just that we looked ridiculous laughing so hard. We'd stop for a second and then start up again. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.